Stop Pretending to Read the Card

Keep it real (and hilarious) with this Stop Pretending to Read the Card greeting card—perfect for anyone who skips the sentiment and goes straight for the cash. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, graduation, promotion, or just sending a surprise, this cheeky card brings the laughs and sets the tone. Blank inside so you can write something heartfelt, sarcastic, or tape in the money they’re really after. Great for teens, grads, friends, or anyone who appreciates a little honesty with their envelope.