Adopt a Shelf – Become a Proud Bookstore Shelf Parent!

Have you ever dreamed of owning a tiny slice of indie bookstore heaven? Now’s your chance. Through our exclusive Burrow Shelf Adoption Program, you can officially sponsor one of our beloved shelves and become part of our whimsical little world.

Each $20 “adoption” includes:
📸 Monthly photo updates of your shelf
📜 A personalized certificate of shelf adoption
🖊️ The chance to name your shelf (be creative—we've already got a Gertrude and a Sir Reads-a-Lot)
💚 A warm, fuzzy feeling knowing you're supporting local bookstores in the quirkiest way possible

Shelves available on a first-come, first-served basis. Reserve yours today and let your shelf story begin.

Note: due to the highly sensitive emotional nature of our shelves, adoptions are symbolic and do not grant legal guardianship (sorry).

Okay, so... the Shelf Adoption Program isn't real. (We know. We had you dreaming of naming your shelf “Sheldon,” didn’t we?)

But hey—April Fools' is all about a little joy and a lot of laughter, and we hope this gave you both! 🥰

If you want to help us keep the fun going, do us a favor:
👉 Comment on the original post and say you “purchased” a shelf and can’t wait to be a proud bookstore owner. Bonus points if you name your shelf. Double bonus points if you act like it’s your first child. 😄

Thank you for playing along with our shenanigans—and for supporting your favorite little indie bookstore. We may not be offering shelf deeds (yet), but we do consider you all part of The Burrow family.

Happy April Fools’ Day from your favorite book nerds 💚